Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Do Not Sit On The Furniture is a nightclub in Miami Beach (South Beach), at 423 16th St. A small house-music club off Alton Road, built around a booth in the middle of the room and a serious sound system.

Hotels nearby

• Loews Miami BeachSouth Beach · about 4 min on foot
• The Ritz-Carlton South BeachSouth Beach · about 6 min on foot
• DelanoSouth Beach · about 7 min on foot
• The BetsySouth Beach · about 7 min on foot

From our 23-hotel price panel; straight-line times (×1.3).

Close by

• The Fillmore Miami Beach at the Jackie Gleason Theatershow venue · about 7 min on foot
• M2nightclub · about 10 min on foot
• Vendômenightclub · about 21 min on foot
• Strawberry Moonpool party and beach club · about 23 min on foot

Checked open in November 2026 on donotsitonthefurniture.com, technoairlines.com, technoairlines.com. Hours and door policies change: check the venue before you go.